Vive Le Evolution!Ha ha ha! Just a bit of tasteless humor to get us started on a topic I know Paul has been DIEING to see me write about.Anyway, in the beginning, there was nothing. These words come from the bible, but for artistic reasons, I use them as me own. Only God exitsed, but since he had always existed, and had existed outside of time (which also did not yet exist), he did not exist in the universe we now live in, due to its lack of existence. At the risk of conjugating the verb "to exist" again, God decided to create the universe. First, I believe God created the laws of physics and nature (you know, the ones that insure his chosen people would not be sucked into space due to the lack of a tangible system of rules). These laws were created in a way so that at any given time, all particles in the universe are behaving according to God's divine will. Then, God created all matter, via the "big bang" he used physics and the big bang because God knew his ultimate creation, man, would have a very curious nature, and therefore would desire to understand everything around him. If man discovered that the only reasons that planes fly, or the atmosphere doesn't ignite when you light a match is because of God's miracles, then we would worship him only because of fear of the repeal of these miracles, not because we actually loved him. The big bang has often been described as a huge (hence the "big) explosion (hence the "bang"). From this point, God created all matter in the universe. Now a couple of weeks ago, an atheist was on "The Colbert Report", and had claimed that he had disproved the existence of God. He said that by saying some sort of supernatural deity who exists outside of time created everything is a very convenient belief, but not a good one. I disagree. Ask yourself: where did all matter come from if these is no God? Maybe is is just part of a bigger, much older whole. Then where did that come from? To me it seems as if matter creating itself or always existing is tremendously more far-feched than God. The concept of something creating itself from nothing into something gives me this frustrated feeling, because my brain is saying "Will, that logic makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form." Also, it has been said that the big bang disagrees with the biblical concept of "chaos to cosmos". This is untrue. When the big bang happened, all matter in the universe was in the exact same spot. I don't want to take the time and describe Einstein's theory of relativity, but basically, according to his theory, an early universe like that would have been very chaotic, with many celestial bodies' respective gravitational fields. They are inherently more stable and less chaotic the farther they are away from each other, so by the action of spreading outward by the big bang, it created a much more peaceful universe. Also, that shows why the universe is expanding (I guess the reason isn't to get away from Chuck Norris).
Billions of years later, earth formed in pristine conditions: at just the right distance from the sun, and with Jupiter do deflect asteroids that might obliterate life on earth. These conditions have yet to be located elsewhere (if you get my drift). When there was things on earth like a surface that was not molten rock, water and an atmosphere, God created life. Life started out as a single cell, the most basic of all life. This cell then evolved into greater and greater life forms, through natural selection. Don't tell me that natural selection does not exist, because it is an effect between an organism and it's environment. Because of that, it does not technically exist, but we can see the effects of it (much like night, which also does not exist). Life went on, and on, and on, punctuated infrequently be mass extinction. Life got bigger and bigger, because at that point, natural defense was in its crudest form: if you're the biggest, you wont die. But then, a few million years ago, God created man.
When God made man, He did so along the same lines as he did other organisms, using DNA, cells, and other traits. Man was given a soul and free will, however, which insured their dominance over all other life forms. Man is very different form all other organisms. Other organisms have poisons, fangs, claws, camouflage, and other mediums of self preservation; man was just soft flesh. But man was given a brain that was much more advanced than any other organisms', because of this, God made man the stewards of his planet (earth). I am not sure if there was just two humans made in the beginning of time (a.k.a. Adam and Eve) or a whole group of humans made all at once. One one side, the genesis story could be a clever portrayal of man's unintelligible use of his free will, and that there were many humans, who over time resisted the holy path. Or, there could have been only one Adam and one Eve, and then a lot of inbreeding. They did it during the middle ages frequently, and people today aren't horribly disfigured.
In conclusion, evolution does, in every way, exist. One just need to know where they draw the line. You could be like Ryan Stiles, who on "whose line is it anyway?" said that first came Drew Carry, then apes, and then man. (I laughed hard at that one) Or you can believe in the divine will of God. It's your free will.